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border:1px solid #e7ddd0; background:linear-gradient(160deg,#fffdf8,#f8f3eb);\n  text-align:center;\n}\n.tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-quote span {\n  display:block; margin-bottom:5px; color:var(--mfa-coffee);\n  font-size:10px; font-weight:900; letter-spacing:1.3px; text-transform:uppercase;\n}\n.tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-quote p {\n  color:var(--mfa-ink); font:700 17px\/1.4 Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;\n}\n.tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-steps {\n  display:grid; grid-template-columns:repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr)); gap:10px; margin-top:16px;\n}\n.tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-step {\n  padding:15px 12px; border:1px solid var(--mfa-line);\n  border-radius:12px; background:#fff;\n}\n.tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-step-num {\n  display:inline-flex; align-items:center; justify-content:center;\n  width:29px; height:29px; margin-bottom:10px; border-radius:50%;\n  background:var(--mfa-navy); color:#fff; font-size:11px; font-weight:900;\n}\n.tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-step strong {\n  display:block; color:var(--mfa-ink); 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}\n.tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-muted-caption {\n  color:var(--mfa-muted) !important; font-size:10.8px !important;\n  line-height:1.55 !important; margin-top:9px !important; text-align:center;\n}\n@media screen and (max-width:600px) {\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-character-grid { gap:7px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-character-content { padding:8px 5px 10px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-character strong { font-size:11.2px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-character span { font-size:9.7px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-steps { grid-template-columns:1fr; gap:8px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-step { padding:12px 13px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-step-num { width:26px; height:26px; margin:0 6px 4px 0; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-theme-grid { gap:7px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-theme-card { padding:12px 8px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-theme-card strong { font-size:11.2px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-theme-card p { font-size:10.3px; }\n}\n@media screen and (max-width:390px) {\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-character-grid { grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr)); }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-theme-grid { grid-template-columns:1fr; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-fine-grid { gap:8px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-fine-card-text { padding:10px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-fine-card strong { font-size:11.4px; }\n  .tls-mfa-page .tls-mfa-fine-card p { font-size:10.5px; }\n}\n@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce) {\n  .tls-mfa-page, .tls-mfa-page * { scroll-behavior:auto !important; }\n}\n\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-page\" id=\"tls-mfa-landing\"\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 01 | TOP THREE PRODUCT HIGHLIGHTS --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-spec-strip\" aria-label=\"Collection highlights\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e9 Animal Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePick your personality\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoffee \u0026amp; Sass\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCharacterful expressions\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlayful Display\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesk \u0026amp; shelf humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 02 | EDITORIAL HERO --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-hero\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eCOFFEE FIRST • PATIENCE LATER\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch1\u003eA Little Coffee. A Lot of Attitude.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154307_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=1600\" alt=\"The nine Middle Finger Animal characters displayed together on a warm wooden shelf\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"eager\" decoding=\"async\" fetchpriority=\"high\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eMeet the grumpiest little crew on the shelf. Each animal pairs an unimpressed expression, a tiny coffee mug and one unmistakably cheeky gesture. Pick the character that says what your face is already thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 03 | CORE CONCEPT --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section tls-mfa-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE MOOD, IN MINIATURE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2 id=\"tls-mfa-mood-title\"\u003eFor the Days When Your Coffee Understands You.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-lead\"\u003eA playful visual punchline for the days full of emails, meetings, errands and not nearly enough caffeine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-image \"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154312_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Middle Finger Animal designs arranged around an office desk with a computer, notepad and stationery\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check-grid\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eGrumpy, expressive animal faces\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eTiny coffee-cup details\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eAn intentionally bold hand gesture\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eNine personalities to choose from\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-note\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKnow your audience:\u003c\/strong\u003e The raised-middle-finger gesture is an intentional part of the design. This collection is best suited to people and spaces that appreciate irreverent, adult-style humor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 04 | FOUR CORE FEATURES --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eSMALL FIGURE. BIG PERSONALITY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThe Details That Make the Joke.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M4 5h16v14H4zM7 9h10M7 13h6M7 16h8\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNine Distinct Characters\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom Highland Cow to Hippopotamus, the product selector offers nine different animal personalities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M5 10h12v5a4 4 0 0 1-4 4H9a4 4 0 0 1-4-4v-5zM17 11h2a2 2 0 0 1 0 4h-2M7 5c0 2 2 2 2 4m4-4c0 2 2 2 2 4\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCoffee-Cup Character\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery pictured design leans into the coffee-and-sarcasm theme with a small mug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003ccircle cx=\"8\" cy=\"10\" r=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\u003ccircle cx=\"16\" cy=\"10\" r=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M7 17c3-2 7-2 10 0M3 12a9 9 0 0 1 18 0\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpressive Sculpted Look\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSide-eye expressions, distinctive faces and animal-specific details make each style instantly recognizable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cpath d=\"M12 3l2.4 5 5.6.8-4 4 .9 5.7-4.9-2.7-5 2.7 1-5.7-4.1-4 5.6-.8L12 3z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Gift With Personality\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA conversation-starting pick for fans of gag gifts, animal figures and dry workplace humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 05 | FOUR-PANEL STORY MOSAIC --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eA DIFFERENT MOOD FOR EVERY DESK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMeet Some of the Personalities.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-lead\"\u003eFrom unapologetically moody to wonderfully ridiculous, each design has its own sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-story-grid\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154319_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Highland Cow character with sunglasses, a coffee mug and a raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Highland Cow\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eFluffy-looking hair, dark sunglasses and a little tongue-out attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154325_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Brown Horse character with half-lidded eyes, coffee cup and cheeky raised finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Horse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eA dramatic grin and a look that says the meeting could have been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154331_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Green Frog character with unimpressed eyes, coffee mug and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Frog\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnbothered. Unimpressed. Fully committed to the coffee break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154340_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Pink Pig character with frown, small mug and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Pig\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eA pink, perfectly deadpan expression with maximum comic timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-muted-caption\"\u003eShown: selected animal styles from the official product gallery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 06 | DARK LIFESTYLE SECTION --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-dark\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eLET YOUR SHELF HANDLE THE SMALL TALK\u003c\/span\u003e\n  \u003ch2\u003eBecause Some Days Need a Sense of Humor.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cp\u003eGive a workspace, bookshelf or coffee corner one mischievous detail. The expression does the talking; you can get back to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154312_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=1400\" alt=\"Middle Finger Animal characters arranged as humorous decor on a modern office desk\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-use-grid\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-use\"\u003eHome Office\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-use\"\u003eCoffee Corner\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-use\"\u003eBookshelf Accent\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-use\"\u003eGame Room\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-use\"\u003eGag-Gift Exchange\u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-use\"\u003eDesk Personality\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 07 | COMPLETE NINE-STYLE GALLERY --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section tls-mfa-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eNINE STYLES • ONE VERY SPECIFIC MOOD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFind Your Favorite Grumpy Animal.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-lead\"\u003eBrowse the complete style lineup below. These are visual previews—make your actual selection using the Shopify Style selector in the product purchase area above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-grid\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154319_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Highland Cow Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHighland Cow\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSunglasses \u0026amp; swagger\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154325_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Horse Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHorse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMaximum side-eye\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154327_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Donkey Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDonkey\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot impressed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154329_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Sheep Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheep\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCozy, but cranky\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154331_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Frog Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrog\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCaffeine \u0026amp; calm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154335_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Gorilla Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGorilla\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStone-faced sass\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154337_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Elephant Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eElephant\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBig mood energy\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154340_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Pig Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePig\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePink and fed up\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-character\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154342_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=800\" alt=\"Hippopotamus Middle Finger Animal style pictured with coffee cup and raised middle finger\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-character-content\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHippopotamus\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero-nonsense stare\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-character-footnote\"\u003eStyles pictured are choices, not a promise that a single purchase includes all nine. Availability and order quantity are controlled by Shopify.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 08 | EDITORIAL DETAIL CARDS --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eTHE EXPRESSION IS THE WHOLE POINT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eUp Close, It Gets Even Funnier.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-lead\"\u003eThe photo details are what make this collection feel distinctive: exaggerated features, sleepy eyes, tiny mugs and an unmistakable gesture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-fine-grid\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154327_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=900\" alt=\"Close view of the gray Donkey animal figure with droopy eyelids and coffee mug\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeadpan Expressions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Donkey’s heavy-lidded stare makes the joke before you even notice the gesture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154329_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=900\" alt=\"Close view of the woolly Sheep animal figure with textured curls and curled horns\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnimal-Specific Texture\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eCurly wool, horns and distinctive facial details make the Sheep more than a generic novelty figure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154335_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=900\" alt=\"Close view of the Gorilla animal figure with dark fur and coffee cup\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBold Character Silhouettes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Gorilla’s dark, textured look brings a different kind of attitude to the lineup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154337_001.png?v=1793691842\u0026amp;width=900\" alt=\"Close view of the Elephant animal figure with large ears, trunk and coffee mug\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-fine-card-text\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecognizable Little Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the Elephant’s oversized ears to its serious expression, the personality is in the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 09 | GIFTING \/ PERSONALITY --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section tls-mfa-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eA GIFT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFor the Friend Who Has Seen Enough Mondays.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-lead\"\u003eSome gifts are practical. Some are sentimental. This one is for the person whose sense of humor gets them through the week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-image \"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261103154319_001.png?v=1793691841\u0026amp;width=1200\" alt=\"Highland Cow wearing sunglasses and holding up a middle finger beside a coffee cup\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1000\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check-grid\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eBirthdays with a punchline\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eWhite Elephant exchanges\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eCoffee-obsessed friends\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-check\"\u003eCoworkers who enjoy dry humor\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-quote\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTHE UNOFFICIAL MOTTO\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cp\u003e“Fully caffeinated. Still not impressed.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-muted-caption\"\u003eGift suitability depends on the recipient's tastes and the setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 10 | STYLE PERSONALITY GUIDE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eCHOOSE YOUR KIND OF CHAOS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhich Mood Fits You Today?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-lead\"\u003eWhether you prefer farmyard sass or a wild-side stare, there is a character in the current selection with a distinctly unimpressed face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-theme-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-theme-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Dramatic One\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eHighland Cow, Horse or Sheep for maximum expressive personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-theme-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Quiet Eye Roll\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eDonkey, Frog or Hippopotamus for understated deadpan humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-theme-card\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe No-Nonsense Stare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eGorilla, Elephant or Pig when the expression says enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 11 | CHOOSING GUIDE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section tls-mfa-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eA SIMPLE WAY TO CHOOSE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eThree Steps to Your Favorite Expression.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-steps\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-step\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-step-num\"\u003e01\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eChoose an Animal\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eUse the live Shopify Style selector to pick from the currently listed characters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-step\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-step-num\"\u003e02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConfirm Your Order\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eCheck the selected option, quantity, current price and stock status in the purchase area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-step\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-step-num\"\u003e03\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGive It Its Spot\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eDisplay it in a suitable indoor space or gift it to someone who appreciates the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 12 | FACT-CHECKED PRODUCT PROFILE --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003ePRODUCT PROFILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMiddle Finger Animal — Product Details.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-table\" role=\"table\" aria-label=\"Middle Finger Animal product details\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMiddle Finger Animal Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHumorous animal character decoration\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle Choices\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHighland Cow \/ Horse \/ Donkey \/ Sheep \/ Frog \/ Gorilla \/ Elephant \/ Pig \/ Hippopotamus\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCharacter Look\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrumpy faces, coffee mugs and raised middle-finger gesture in the product imagery\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSuggested Display\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesk, shelf or coffee corner in an appropriate setting\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot specified in the checked product description\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNot specified in the checked product description\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuantity \u0026amp; Contents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetermined by the selected Shopify style and order quantity; the nine choices are not an advertised nine-piece set\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice \u0026amp; Availability\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRefer to the live product selector and checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-mfa-note\"\u003eProduct images are illustrative. The listing reviewed does not confirm exact physical dimensions, composition or a nine-piece bundle. Verify the selected style and quantity before ordering; if precise specifications matter, contact the store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 13 | FAQ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-mfa-eyebrow\"\u003eCOMMON QUESTIONS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eAre there really nine animal designs?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. The current Style selector lists Highland Cow, Horse, Donkey, Sheep, Frog, Gorilla, Elephant, Pig and Hippopotamus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eDoes one order include all nine animals?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe nine animals are listed as selectable styles, not as a confirmed nine-piece bundle. Check the selected style and quantity in Shopify before adding to cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eCan I choose a particular animal?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. Use the Style selector in the product purchase area to choose from the options currently offered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eDo the figures include a coffee-cup design?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe product gallery depicts the animal characters holding small coffee mugs. These cups are part of the pictured character styling; no separate functional mug is claimed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eHow large is each animal?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe checked product description does not provide a verified numeric dimension. Contact the store if you need exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhat is the figure made of?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe checked product listing does not clearly confirm the material. The photos show a sculptural decorative look, but material composition should be verified with the seller.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eIs the middle-finger gesture intentional?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eYes. The cheeky hand gesture is the joke and is visible in the product photos. Consider whether that style of humor is appropriate for the intended recipient or setting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWould this work as a coworker or White Elephant gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt can be a fun option for adults who enjoy sarcastic novelty decor. For workplace gifting, consider the recipient and office culture first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eCan the figure be displayed outside?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe product page does not confirm an outdoor-use rating, weather resistance or material specification. Do not assume it is outdoor-safe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eWhere do I select a style and see the current price?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-faq-answer\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eMake your purchase selection in the Shopify product area above this description. The cards on this page are visual guides only and do not control the cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c!-- 14 | FINAL PURCHASE CTA --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-mfa-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-cta\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePick Your Animal. Keep the Attitude.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNine expressive animal styles, tiny coffee mugs and a sense of humor that needs no introduction. Choose your favorite character in the product selector above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbutton type=\"button\" class=\"tls-mfa-cta-button\" data-tls-mfa-shop-jump\u003eCHOOSE YOUR ANIMAL ABOVE ↑\u003c\/button\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-mfa-cta-meta\"\u003e\n  \u003cspan\u003e9 Style Choices\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee \u0026amp; Sarcasm\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesk Decor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGiftable Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cscript\u003e\n\/* Scoped CTA helper: navigate to the existing Shopify purchase form.\n   It never selects variants, adds items, or edits cart state. *\/\n(function () {\n  function initMiddleFingerAnimalCTA() {\n    var root = document.getElementById('tls-mfa-landing');\n    if (!root || root.getAttribute('data-tls-mfa-ready') === 'true') return;\n    root.setAttribute('data-tls-mfa-ready', 'true');\n\n    root.addEventListener('click', function (event) {\n      var button = event.target.closest('[data-tls-mfa-shop-jump]');\n      if (!button || !root.contains(button)) return;\n\n      var selectors = [\n        'main-product .product__info-container',\n        '.product__info-wrapper .product__info-container',\n        'main-product product-form',\n        '.product__info-wrapper product-form',\n        'product-form',\n        'form[action*=\"\/cart\/add\"]',\n        '[id^=\"product-form-\"]',\n        '.product__info-container'\n      ];\n      var destination = null;\n      for (var i = 0; i \u003c selectors.length; i++) {\n        var candidate = document.querySelector(selectors[i]);\n        if (candidate \u0026\u0026 !root.contains(candidate)) {\n          destination = candidate;\n          break;\n        }\n      }\n      var reduceMotion = window.matchMedia \u0026\u0026\n        window.matchMedia('(prefers-reduced-motion: reduce)').matches;\n      if (destination) {\n        destination.scrollIntoView({\n          behavior: reduceMotion ? 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