{"product_id":"sarcastic-office-sticky-notes","title":"Sarcastic Office Sticky Notes with Flirty Phrases and Passive-Aggressive Jokes","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n\/* =========================================================\n   THALASSAY — SARCASTIC OFFICE STICKY NOTES\n   Premium Shopify Product Landing Page\n   Playful editorial layout \/ Dawn compatible\n========================================================= *\/\n\nhtml {\n  scroll-behavior:smooth;\n}\n\n.tls-sarcasm-page {\n  --sn-ink:#202127;\n  --sn-charcoal:#31333a;\n  --sn-purple:#9d83cc;\n  --sn-pink:#ef7faf;\n  --sn-red:#e65d68;\n  --sn-lime:#a9d76e;\n  --sn-yellow:#f1cf5d;\n  --sn-turquoise:#73cbd0;\n  --sn-mint:#b9dbb6;\n  --sn-paper:#fffdf8;\n  --sn-soft:#f7f6f4;\n  --sn-line:#e2e1df;\n  --sn-text:#555862;\n  --sn-muted:#7d7f87;\n  --sn-white:#ffffff;\n\n  width:100%;\n  max-width:760px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n  padding:10px;\n\n  color:var(--sn-text);\n  background:#ffffff;\n\n  font-family:\n    -apple-system,\n    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line-height:1.62;\n}\n\n.tls-sarcasm-page img {\n  display:block;\n\n  width:100%;\n  max-width:100%;\n  height:auto;\n\n  border-radius:14px;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   GENERAL\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-section {\n  margin-bottom:34px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-center {\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-eyebrow {\n  display:inline-block;\n\n  margin-bottom:7px;\n\n  color:#7c5aa8;\n\n  font-size:10.5px;\n  font-weight:900;\n  letter-spacing:1.55px;\n  text-transform:uppercase;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-image {\n  overflow:hidden;\n\n  margin-top:15px;\n\n  border:1px solid #e7e3e0;\n  border-radius:15px;\n\n  background:#faf9f7;\n\n  box-shadow:\n    0 7px 22px\n    rgba(35,35,45,.08);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-image img {\n  border-radius:0;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-soft {\n  padding:20px;\n\n  background:\n    linear-gradient(\n      180deg,\n      #fffefd 0%,\n      #f7f5f2 100%\n    );\n\n  border:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n  border-radius:17px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-wide-copy {\n  max-width:650px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   TOP SPEC STRIP\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-spec-strip {\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);\n\n  margin-bottom:15px;\n\n  background:#ffffff;\n\n  border:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n  border-radius:12px;\n\n  overflow:hidden;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-spec-item {\n  padding:11px 8px;\n\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-spec-item + .tls-sn-spec-item {\n  border-left:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-spec-item strong {\n  display:block;\n\n  margin-bottom:2px;\n\n  color:var(--sn-ink);\n\n  font-size:12px;\n  line-height:1.2;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-spec-item span {\n  display:block;\n\n  color:var(--sn-muted);\n\n  font-size:10.5px;\n  line-height:1.25;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   HERO\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-hero {\n  overflow:hidden;\n\n  padding:22px 18px 18px;\n\n  text-align:center;\n\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 18% 0%,\n      rgba(239,127,175,.20),\n      transparent 34%\n    ),\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 82% 4%,\n      rgba(115,203,208,.20),\n      transparent 33%\n    ),\n    linear-gradient(\n      180deg,\n      #fffdf9 0%,\n      #faf7f4 58%,\n      #ffffff 100%\n    );\n\n  border:1px solid #e6e0db;\n  border-radius:18px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-hero p {\n  max-width:640px;\n  margin:0 auto;\n\n  color:#595b63;\n\n  font-size:14px;\n  font-weight:500;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-hero .tls-sn-image {\n  margin-bottom:15px;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   COLOR STRIPE\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-colorbar {\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(6,1fr);\n\n  overflow:hidden;\n\n  height:7px;\n  margin:14px 0 0;\n\n  border-radius:99px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-colorbar span:nth-child(1) { background:var(--sn-mint); }\n.tls-sn-colorbar span:nth-child(2) { background:var(--sn-pink); }\n.tls-sn-colorbar span:nth-child(3) { background:var(--sn-lime); }\n.tls-sn-colorbar span:nth-child(4) { background:var(--sn-red); }\n.tls-sn-colorbar span:nth-child(5) { background:var(--sn-yellow); }\n.tls-sn-colorbar span:nth-child(6) { background:var(--sn-turquoise); }\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   FEATURE CARDS\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-feature-grid {\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);\n\n  gap:10px;\n  margin-top:16px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-feature-card {\n  padding:15px 13px;\n\n  background:#ffffff;\n\n  border:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n  border-radius:12px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-feature-head {\n  display:flex;\n  align-items:center;\n\n  gap:9px;\n  margin-bottom:7px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-icon {\n  display:flex;\n  align-items:center;\n  justify-content:center;\n\n  flex-shrink:0;\n\n  width:32px;\n  height:32px;\n\n  background:#f2ecf8;\n\n  border-radius:9px;\n\n  color:#6e4d99;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-icon svg {\n  width:18px;\n  height:18px;\n\n  fill:none;\n  stroke:currentColor;\n\n  stroke-width:1.75;\n  stroke-linecap:round;\n  stroke-linejoin:round;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-feature-card strong {\n  color:var(--sn-ink);\n\n  font-size:13px;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-feature-card p {\n  font-size:11.8px;\n  line-height:1.5;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   WORKPLACE MESSAGE CARDS\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-message-grid {\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);\n\n  gap:8px;\n  margin-top:15px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-message {\n  padding:13px 12px;\n\n  background:#ffffff;\n\n  border:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n  border-radius:11px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-message strong {\n  display:block;\n\n  margin-bottom:4px;\n\n  color:var(--sn-ink);\n\n  font-size:11.8px;\n  font-weight:900;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-message span {\n  display:block;\n\n  color:var(--sn-muted);\n\n  font-size:10.5px;\n  line-height:1.4;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   STORY GRID\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-story-grid {\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr);\n\n  gap:12px;\n  margin-top:16px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-story-card {\n  overflow:hidden;\n\n  background:#ffffff;\n\n  border:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n  border-radius:14px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-story-card img {\n  width:100%;\n  aspect-ratio:1 \/ 1;\n  object-fit:cover;\n\n  border-radius:0;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-story-copy {\n  padding:13px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-story-copy strong {\n  display:block;\n\n  margin-bottom:4px;\n\n  color:var(--sn-ink);\n\n  font-size:13px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-story-copy p {\n  font-size:11.6px;\n  line-height:1.48;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   DARK OFFICE SECTION\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-dark {\n  padding:24px 18px;\n\n  text-align:center;\n\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 20% 10%,\n      rgba(239,127,175,.16),\n      transparent 30%\n    ),\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 82% 12%,\n      rgba(115,203,208,.15),\n      transparent 28%\n    ),\n    linear-gradient(\n      135deg,\n      #222329 0%,\n      #30323a 55%,\n      #444751 100%\n    );\n\n  border-radius:17px;\n\n  box-shadow:\n    0 8px 22px\n    rgba(30,31,37,.18);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-dark h2 {\n  color:#ffffff !important;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-dark p {\n  color:#e7e8ec !important;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-dark .tls-sn-eyebrow {\n  color:#e6c5f1 !important;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-use-grid {\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);\n\n  gap:8px;\n  margin-top:16px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-use {\n  padding:12px 7px;\n\n  background:rgba(255,255,255,.07);\n\n  border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.14);\n  border-radius:10px;\n\n  color:#ffffff;\n\n  font-size:10.8px;\n  font-weight:700;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   COLOR SECTION\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-color-grid {\n  display:grid;\n  grid-template-columns:repeat(6,1fr);\n\n  gap:7px;\n  margin-top:14px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-color {\n  text-align:center;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-color-dot {\n  width:30px;\n  height:30px;\n\n  margin:0 auto 5px;\n\n  border:1px solid rgba(32,33,39,.12);\n  border-radius:50%;\n\n  box-shadow:\n    inset 0 0 0 4px rgba(255,255,255,.42);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-color span {\n  color:var(--sn-muted);\n\n  font-size:9.5px;\n  font-weight:700;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-mint { background:var(--sn-mint); }\n.tls-sn-pink { background:var(--sn-pink); }\n.tls-sn-lime { background:var(--sn-lime); }\n.tls-sn-red { background:var(--sn-red); }\n.tls-sn-yellow { background:var(--sn-yellow); }\n.tls-sn-turquoise { background:var(--sn-turquoise); }\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   PRODUCT PROFILE\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-table {\n  overflow:hidden;\n\n  margin-top:14px;\n\n  border:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n  border-radius:12px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-row {\n  display:flex;\n  justify-content:space-between;\n  align-items:center;\n\n  gap:14px;\n\n  padding:11px 14px;\n\n  background:#ffffff;\n\n  border-bottom:1px solid #e9e8e6;\n\n  font-size:12px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-row:nth-child(even) {\n  background:#faf9f7;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-row:last-child {\n  border-bottom:none;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-row strong {\n  flex-shrink:0;\n\n  color:var(--sn-ink);\n\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-row span {\n  text-align:right;\n\n  color:var(--sn-muted);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-note {\n  margin-top:11px;\n\n  color:var(--sn-muted);\n\n  font-size:10.8px;\n  line-height:1.5;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   FAQ\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-faq {\n  margin-top:14px;\n\n  border-top:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-faq details {\n  border-bottom:1px solid var(--sn-line);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-faq summary {\n  position:relative;\n\n  padding:14px 38px 14px 2px;\n\n  color:var(--sn-ink);\n\n  cursor:pointer;\n\n  list-style:none;\n\n  font-size:12.5px;\n  font-weight:800;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-faq summary::-webkit-details-marker {\n  display:none;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-faq summary::after {\n  content:\"+\";\n\n  position:absolute;\n\n  right:3px;\n  top:50%;\n\n  color:#7b59a5;\n\n  font-size:21px;\n  font-weight:400;\n\n  transform:translateY(-50%);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-faq details[open] summary::after {\n  content:\"−\";\n}\n\n.tls-sn-faq-answer {\n  padding:0 38px 14px 2px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-faq-answer p {\n  color:var(--sn-muted);\n\n  font-size:11.8px;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   FINAL CTA\n========================================================= *\/\n\n.tls-sn-cta {\n  padding:28px 19px;\n\n  text-align:center;\n\n  background:\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 15% 15%,\n      rgba(239,127,175,.19),\n      transparent 34%\n    ),\n    radial-gradient(\n      circle at 84% 15%,\n      rgba(115,203,208,.17),\n      transparent 31%\n    ),\n    linear-gradient(\n      135deg,\n      #23242a 0%,\n      #353842 56%,\n      #4a4e5b 100%\n    );\n\n  border-radius:16px;\n\n  box-shadow:\n    0 8px 22px\n    rgba(30,31,37,.20);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-cta h2 {\n  margin-bottom:8px;\n\n  color:#ffffff !important;\n\n  font-size:21px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-cta p {\n  max-width:600px;\n  margin:0 auto 16px;\n\n  color:#e6e7eb !important;\n\n  font-size:12.5px;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-cta-button {\n  display:inline-block;\n\n  padding:12px 21px;\n\n  background:#ffffff;\n\n  border:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.55);\n  border-radius:8px;\n\n  color:#292a31 !important;\n  text-decoration:none !important;\n\n  box-shadow:\n    0 4px 12px\n    rgba(0,0,0,.13);\n\n  font-size:12px;\n  font-weight:900;\n  letter-spacing:.25px;\n\n  cursor:pointer;\n}\n\n.tls-sn-cta-meta {\n  display:flex;\n  justify-content:center;\n  flex-wrap:wrap;\n\n  gap:9px 15px;\n\n  margin-top:15px;\n  padding-top:14px;\n\n  border-top:1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.16);\n}\n\n.tls-sn-cta-meta span {\n  color:#ffffff;\n\n  font-size:10.2px;\n  font-weight:700;\n}\n\n\n\/* =========================================================\n   MOBILE\n========================================================= *\/\n\n@media screen and (max-width:600px) {\n\n  .tls-sarcasm-page {\n    padding:7px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sarcasm-page h1 {\n    font-size:25px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sarcasm-page h2 {\n    font-size:19px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-section {\n    margin-bottom:28px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-hero,\n  .tls-sn-soft {\n    padding:16px 13px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-feature-grid,\n  .tls-sn-story-grid,\n  .tls-sn-message-grid {\n    grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-use-grid {\n    grid-template-columns:repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr));\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-spec-item {\n    padding:10px 5px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-spec-item strong {\n    font-size:10.8px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-spec-item span {\n    font-size:9px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-story-copy {\n    padding:11px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-story-copy strong {\n    font-size:11.7px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-story-copy p {\n    font-size:10.4px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-color-grid {\n    gap:4px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-color-dot {\n    width:25px;\n    height:25px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-color span {\n    font-size:8px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-row {\n    padding:10px 11px;\n\n    font-size:11px;\n  }\n}\n\n@media screen and (max-width:390px) {\n\n  .tls-sn-feature-grid {\n    grid-template-columns:1fr;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-story-grid {\n    gap:8px;\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-use-grid {\n    grid-template-columns:repeat(3,minmax(0,1fr));\n  }\n\n  .tls-sn-use {\n    padding:10px 4px;\n    font-size:9.7px;\n  }\n\n}\n\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sarcasm-page\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     QUICK SPEC STRIP\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-spec-strip\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e12 Pads\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eCurrent 12-piece set\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e4 × 3 in\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eApprox. 10.16 × 7.62 cm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30 Sheets\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eShown per pad\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     HERO\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e OFFICE NOTES • UNFILTERED ENERGY • ACTUAL WRITING SPACE \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eFor Notes That Are Technically Professional Enough to Stay on the Desk.\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184244_001.jpg?v=1791024197\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Set of colorful sarcastic office sticky note pads with funny printed phrases\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwelve colorful note pads pair lined writing space with dry office humor, passive-aggressive punchlines and desk-ready illustrations — because not every reminder needs to sound like it came from HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-colorbar\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     WHY IT WORKS\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section tls-sn-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center tls-sn-wide-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e STILL A NOTE PAD — JUST WITH MORE PERSONALITY \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eEnough Room for the Reminder. Enough Sarcasm for the Situation.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach pad keeps a practical lined writing area while placing a printed joke or illustration near the edge, so you can add your own message without covering the personality that makes the set fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184248_001.jpg?v=1791024197\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Sarcastic sticky note product details showing paper, lined writing area and illustrations\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLined Writing Space\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eRoom for tasks, reminders and quick notes.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted Office Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEach design adds its own punchline or character.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBright Desk Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eEasy to notice among notebooks and paperwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePeel-and-Place Format\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eUse them where reminders are most likely to be seen.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     FOUR CORE FEATURES\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e USEFUL FIRST. WEIRD SECOND. BOTH MATTER. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBuilt for the Kind of Office Where Everyone Has a Group Chat.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n            \u003cpath d=\"M6 4h12v16H6z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003cpath d=\"M9 8h6M9 12h6M9 16h4\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n          \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e12-Pad Set\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe current product presentation shows a 12-piece assortment with different graphics and phrases across the set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n            \u003cpath d=\"M4 7h16M4 12h16M4 17h11\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n          \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e30 Sheets Per Pad\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrent product imagery labels each pad as containing 30 sheets for repeated notes, jokes and reminders.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n            \u003cpath d=\"M5 5h14v14H5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003cpath d=\"M8 9h8M8 13h6\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n          \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e4 × 3 Inch Size\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt approximately 10.16 × 7.62 cm, the pads are compact enough for desks while still leaving space for a real message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-feature-head\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-icon\"\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n            \u003ccircle cx=\"8\" cy=\"8\" r=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n            \u003ccircle cx=\"16\" cy=\"8\" r=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n            \u003ccircle cx=\"8\" cy=\"16\" r=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n            \u003ccircle cx=\"16\" cy=\"16\" r=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n          \u003c\/svg\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eMultiple Bright Colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe listing calls out mint, pink, lime, red, yellow and turquoise among the colorful assortment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     REAL USE\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e THEY ARE FUNNY. THEY ALSO HAVE A JOB. \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWrite On Them Like Normal Notes. Place Them Where Normal Notes Go.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184252_001.jpg?v=1791024197\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Colorful sarcastic sticky notes being written on at a desk\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTask Reminders\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eLeave yourself something impossible to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCoworker Notes\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eAdd context before the printed joke does it for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesk Organization\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eUse different colors for different types of reminders.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-message\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuick Messages\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eStick a short note where the recipient will actually see it.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     WIDE APPLICATION\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-dark\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e DESK • MONITOR • FRIDGE • COFFEE MUG \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePut the Reminder Somewhere It Can Interrupt Someone Productively.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe product imagery shows the notes used around office desks, on appliances and on everyday surfaces where short reminders tend to matter most.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184259_001.jpg?v=1791024197\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Sarcastic sticky notes used on a fridge, office desk, paperwork and mug\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-use-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-use\"\u003eDesk Notes\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-use\"\u003eMonitor Reminders\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-use\"\u003eCoworker Messages\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-use\"\u003eFridge Notes\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-use\"\u003eTask Lists\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-use\"\u003eOffice Gifts\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     SIZE \/ QUANTITY\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section tls-sn-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e A DOZEN DESIGNS IN ONE SET \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e12 Pads. 12 Styles. 30 Sheets Per Pad.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrent product imagery shows twelve individual pads in the set, each measuring approximately 10.16 × 7.6 cm \/ 4 × 3 in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-image\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184211_001.jpg?v=1791024152\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Product size graphic for twelve sarcastic sticky note pads showing 4 by 3 inch dimensions and 30 sheets per pad\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     DESIGN STORY\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e A DIFFERENT MOOD FOR EVERY MEETING \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrom “First I Drink Coffee” to “Everything Is Fine.”\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 12-piece assortment mixes cartoons, reaction humor, workplace frustration and deadpan office energy across a range of bright note-pad colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-story-grid\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-sn-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184214_001.jpg?v=1791024152\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Twelve sarcastic office sticky note designs in multiple bright colors\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e12 Different Printed Designs\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA mixed set gives you different jokes and visual styles instead of twelve copies of the same pad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-sn-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184218_001.jpg?v=1791024152\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Alternative assortment of funny office note pad designs\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMore Than One Assortment Is Shown\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrent product imagery presents multiple 12-design collections, while the product selector lists Style A and Style B.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-sn-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184248_001.jpg?v=1791024197\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Close view of sarcastic sticky note paper and writing area\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStill Plenty of Writing Room\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe illustrations stay around the margins so the lined center remains useful for actual notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"tls-sn-story-card\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/cdn\/shop\/files\/DM_20261003184207_001.jpg?v=1791024152\u0026amp;width=1946\" alt=\"Funny sticky notes presented as a coworker office gift\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-story-copy\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy Coworker-Gift Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe current listing positions the set as a light office gift or prank-style present for colleagues and staff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     COLORS\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section tls-sn-soft\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e BRIGHT ENOUGH TO BREAK UP THE BEIGE CUBICLE \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSix Colors Called Out in the Current Listing.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe product description specifically lists mint, pink, lime, red, yellow and turquoise among the available note colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color-dot tls-sn-mint\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eMint\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color-dot tls-sn-pink\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePink\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color-dot tls-sn-lime\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLime\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color-dot tls-sn-red\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eRed\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color-dot tls-sn-yellow\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eYellow\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-color-dot tls-sn-turquoise\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eTurquoise\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     PRODUCT PROFILE\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e PRODUCT PROFILE \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eSarcastic Office Sticky Notes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-table\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet Size\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e12 Pads\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePad Size\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eApprox. 10.16 × 7.62 cm \/ 4 × 3 in\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSheets\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003e30 Per Pad*\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLayout\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eLined Writing Area\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003ePrinted Sarcastic Phrases \u0026amp; Illustrations\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors Listed\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eMint \/ Pink \/ Lime \/ Red \/ Yellow \/ Turquoise\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCurrent Styles\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eStyle A \/ Style B\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-row\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSuggested Uses\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan\u003eOffice Notes \/ Reminders \/ Coworker Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tls-sn-note\"\u003e*The current product imagery states “30 sheets\/pad.” The live selector lists Style A and Style B, while the gallery shows more than one 12-design assortment. Exact phrase\/color combinations may therefore depend on the selected style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     FAQ\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e COMMON QUESTIONS \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq\"\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow many pads are included?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe current listing presents the product as a 12-piece set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow large is each note pad?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe listed size is approximately 10.16 × 7.62 cm, which is about 4 × 3 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eHow many sheets are in each pad?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrent product imagery states 30 sheets per pad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eAre the pads lined?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Current product images show horizontal writing lines across the main note area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat colors are included?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe current listing specifically mentions mint, pink, lime, red, yellow and turquoise. Product imagery also shows additional shades across different designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWhat is the difference between Style A and Style B?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe live selector currently lists Style A and Style B and the product gallery shows more than one 12-design assortment. The page does not clearly map every individual phrase to each selector label, so check the selected product images before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eAre these intended only for office use?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. The product imagery shows the notes on desks, appliances, paperwork and drinkware, so they can also be used for home reminders, study notes and casual messages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\n\u003csummary\u003eWould this work as a coworker gift?\u003c\/summary\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-faq-answer\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe current listing specifically positions the 12-pad set as a coworker or staff gift with an office-humor theme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/details\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- =====================================================\n     FINAL CTA\n===================================================== --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"tls-sn-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-cta\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tls-sn-eyebrow\"\u003e SOME REMINDERS DESERVE A LITTLE ATTITUDE \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eMake the Next Office Note Slightly More Memorable.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwelve colorful pads, lined writing space, printed sarcastic designs and enough personality to make an ordinary reminder feel less ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"#\" class=\"tls-sn-cta-button\"\u003e CHOOSE YOUR STYLE ABOVE ↑ \u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tls-sn-cta-meta\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e12 Pads\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e30 Sheets \/ Pad\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003e4 × 3 in\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eBright Colors\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan\u003eOffice Humor\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thalassay","offers":[{"title":"Style A","offer_id":67601856725085,"sku":"BQ-GX-1","price":21.14,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Style B","offer_id":67601856757853,"sku":"BQ-QW-1","price":21.14,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/0540\/8349\/files\/DM_20261003184244_001.jpg?v=1791024197","url":"https:\/\/www.thalassayshop.com\/products\/sarcastic-office-sticky-notes","provider":"Thalassay","version":"1.0","type":"link"}